we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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