I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Holy sore nipples Batman
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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