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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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