i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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