"it" just moved
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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