my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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