kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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