I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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