So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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