problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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