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Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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