does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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