You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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