I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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