Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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