Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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