I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
