Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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