dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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