Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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