I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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