i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm both gender and math confused
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