just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
