I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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