forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
how does that bad decision feel?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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