WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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