She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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