oh god the rape fog is back!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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