This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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