would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The power of my boobs compel you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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