Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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