I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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