Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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