C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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