I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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