Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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