turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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