oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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