Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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