after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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