at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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