Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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