Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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