You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I FOUND THE LEGS
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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