Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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