ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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