he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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