ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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