Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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