so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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