The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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