I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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