I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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