So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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