the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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