he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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