at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
So apparently I’m into choking now
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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