It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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