Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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