they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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