ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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